If i were a boy ...

I envy boys because

1.They can have one jeans and and 5 shirts only.
2.Dressing up for anywer at all,be it the class,dinner,temple/church/gurdwara,date with gf : the same jeans,put on a jersey of ur fav team,shoes@slippers - DONE
3.They never have bad hair days
4.They can eat as much as 3 plates and yet no one is gonna judge
5.They succesfully carry out the cap fashion.
6.They can so easily travel around the world as a backpacker,or roam around anywer at night alone.
7.They only need to have 3 types of footwears :- slippers,sport/futsal shoes,and a pair of converse
8.Its really not a big deal at all even if u have a huge pimple on ur head.
9.They never have to carry hand bags
10.They dont suffer with PMS.
11.The biggest issues of their live they hv to worry bout is : a futsal match n shaving
12.Ironically the bigger their mucsle mass are the better.
13.They never have to worry bout celebrating a friends birthday.
14.They can have the most ungroomed nails and get away with it
15.They can be the real Big assholes or jerks or douschbags without feeling a shit bout it.

and the list continues...

P.s Like they always say,not all guys are d same,this one is in general.

I obviously dont deny there are boys who are metrosexual and they really do care bout appearance and hygiene.And there are also real charmers out there .